![]() ![]() So you lock everyone in the game, tell them they'll die if they don't finish it, and try to make it look like this was all part of your master plan instead of an ever-spiraling series of events that you have long since lost control of." But because you've now been awake long enough to think the government is run by Flubar, King of the Mole Men, the best idea that comes to your mind is to double, triple, and quadruple down. Unfortunately, in your sleep-deprived state, you accidentally manage to create a glitch that kills players when their avatars die! Next thing you know, your tutorial NPC is nowhere to be found and players are dropping like Dorito-encrusted flies! Now, in this case, any sane man would simply turn off the servers before anyone else got hurt. So you panic and work for three weeks straight without sleep so you can get the damn thing done on time. "Oh, you know how it goes it's a tale as old as video games themselves: You've got a deadline looming for your new console's launch and your only game's not exactly playable. Tiffany: Okay, now you see that? That was racist. Ain't got nothing to do with race.Īsuna: I'm sorry! It's just, you looked like a very angry black man. Pot just called! HE SAYS YOU'RE *pan to Tiffany* BLAAAaaaaaaa.ck. Grand Wizard Asuna here's not what you'd call a people person.Īsuna: Um, excuse me? Mr. T-Pain? Why you ignoring me, bro? You got cotton in your ears- OH GOD, I- I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. Anything for a friend.Īsuna: Um, but I'm da one dat asked you, Chocolate Rain. Tiffany: *dead look, speaking slowly* Sure thing, Kirito. Think you can scope da deets on this gat for us, homeh? Kirito: There's just so much beauty in the world, you know!?Īsuna: So dat's da sitch. Kirito: What? I don't understand! What's the problem?Īsuna: Hey T-Dawg, what is up in dis hiz-ouse? Tiffany: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU!? WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER HERE!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
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